German Daydreamz

I was just sitting here thinking about my lack of leather and my excess of pleather and then I started doing some phone time with google and all of a sudden I found myself standing in the backyard covered in something that resembled cumin with seven hooded boygirls and a whole lot of tulle.

Needless to say it's just another Monday night of PBS acryllix & Anita Berber really knew how to rock a head tilt (I have so many good things to say about head tilts.)

(FACT! Did you know that in the twenties in Berlin it was a common fetish to eat a hot omelette off a naked prostitute? I think they called it egging or something. Such perverts.)

MONDAY DRAG MOMENT!
Two chix who ALWAYS deliver your German wet dreamz are our loving dreamers



Laura & Kindra, crushes from heaven~~~

If life were a stage they'd be this girl to the pope. And if you're lucky they'll play with your hair. Don't be too jealous either, they're really good at sharing! Now accepting don8ions of flights to Berlin for 2012. What's a New Years without some sinning.

(FACT! All of Western Europe loves the colour dark green.)

Glitter Puke meats Lash Bra

Eat ur <3 out pop stars.

SPIRIT SPITTIN

Thank you to all of our loyal fans who came out in the snow breeze yesterday to be blinded by the glow of our holiday spirit.

Our profit was unimaginable and our connexions innumerable.

Look at all the happy sexy disciples already!

Missed the fair? Don't worry! We still have tons of ideas in our pockets!

PRIVATE PERFORMANCE EXPERIENCES

are a perfect gift for the avant garde friend and we have nine available in three packages:

STYLE

make-over, glamour shot, what's ur season, #trends, acrillyx
HEALING

sisterhood, detox, sage, talking stone, advice, vitamins, spirit cards
V.I.P.

nite out, pick-up tips, spandex, cocktail specialty, hipster etiquette
$50 for 1-3 boygirls

email babyskinglove@gmail.com to get urs 2day!

This year, instead of making a ten page list of wants and needs, try to be thankful for all the things you have already like not living with your parents! Or if you do live with your parents maybe you have unlimited texting! And access to a full fridge!

Meta Monroe

There's a new movie out about Marilyn Monroe but DO NOT TELL NE1!

I will not be a spoiler alert but it's ASHAME of a movie...

ASHAME of a movie by definition has nothing to do with the actors or the execution of the plot (both boringly successful) but rather the integrity of the entire concept. Marilyn Monroe is the same person as BabySkinGlove and if this movie were made about me post death I'd be recollecting my cremation bits just to take a nap.

This movie is what happens to good people when a bunch of old horny men try to redirect an important plot. It's just kinda ASHAME. My Week with Marilyn is just kinda sorta an exploitation of her exploitation which makes it kinda sorta meta and therefore blog worthy.

I'm not sure who you're supposed to empathize with in the film, every character is swallowing diamonds, but it was definitely set in England because some genius in production knew it was ASHAME.

Note: good d8 movie, plenty to talk about & lots of cleavage.

Predicting Divorce; A Dissert8ion Disecting Marry the Night & Gaga's Recent Erectile Dysfunction

Obvious Confession: In the past Gaga and her sexy voice have always made us feel very sexy. She made popular and acceptable all the CFWG (care-free-white-girl) choices we made living in NYC so we/I see our/myself in her not because we/I wanna be her but because I, BABYSKINGLOVE, ACTUALLY am in some ways her, she just got famous first because she threw pop songs into the mix.

I admire her stupidity and her bravado- how she speaks of herself like she's a super hero or how she really believes that she invented performance art like she really really believes that. I can support. And so far she has impressed me simply because of her company. Her aesthetic is ultimately approved by me. Her shows are inspired by our shows. She keeps her offensive comments to a minimum and she supports teenagers which we obviously applaud. I wouldn't even say that her fashion voice-over [in Marry the Night (sic.)] bothered me because if we're gonna sell out we might as well do it for Calvin Klein since McQueen's not around to make quality commercials with her. But suddenly she's sinking back into this NY pride bit, back to her please look at me days.

For a hot sec there when she was in her pothead/[H]OM(o/e) moment I thought hey this kid is onto something and soon enough she's gonna at the very least send me a thank you card. She was tapping into something other worldly, like you could almost have mistaken her for a Japanese ten year old. And that egg thing at the MTV awards, let's not deny...genius. So now, I dunno maybe she suddenly caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror, got turned on and decided, o shit I should just use my body that'd be easier! Or maybe she's running out of ideas that are faasioncz, all in all she's gone limp. I think someone in her department said hey we don't have enough straight male fans, get on the crazy girl look and boom, Marry the Night. Even Edge of Glory had more realness behind it and that was pathetic.

But whatever rip off slash bad management slash diva move she's pulling here, it still doesn't make me dislike her. I could jam to Gaga all night (party on) but what really does it, what REALLY shows her true fame whore colours is the Terry Richardson bit. Don't team up with rapists yo, you can lose your lesbian support real damn fast. And if you're gonna team up with rapists and make a whole book of pictures with him, at least do it with a scandal in mind so it outshines the Kardashians which btw Gaga, you're losing the popularity race according to the tabloids, I haven't seem you in months in line at CVS. I'm almost certain that who ever was her spy that had access to my emails is someone I see a lot less now (AHEM BIRTHDAY) because the BabySkinGlove amazingness is lightyears beyond hers.

xob(sg)

LOUISE BOURGEOIS IS TRULY HIP HOP

JFK's ASS. WAS SEXY SAD FUN

(Jackie O: Style Icon: Leo)

"On November 22 1963 I was but a zygote wish for my mother's first uterine occupation but on November 22, 2011, BabySkinGlove changed everything for me. JFK's ASS. has ketchup stained the memory of the birth of a child and the afterdeath of a nation."

-Wesley Flash, Founder of the National Revewe

A long long time ago (I can still remember how)
That ketchup used to make me smile
&I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while

Just like all those people at Artery...

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news
But she just smiled and turned away.

"I wrapped my body to the wall and slowly shifted

my head around the corner. We locked eyes. My first mistake of the night.

I pulled back, no one should have seen me. She stalked me around the room. Who was she?

She shadowed my every move, perhaps she was under the impression that the "party" she attended

was a pop-up sleep-no-more? I found cover, ducking behind patrons, she stood opposite, mirroring me.

Keeping low to the ground, I darted across the room, she was quick on the chase. She wiped

around the corner, now I locked eyes with her and moved in close, with a sharp tone and daring

conviction, I snapped "who sent you??? why are you following me??? who sent you???"

She swallowed hard, her response was stuttered. 'Oh! Um, No one, I was here alone.

And had nothing better to do.'"

-Lee Harvey Oswald

Little John John would still like answers to the following: Have you seen my dad? Do you want a candy? Are you a liar? Are you a coconut? GET AWAY FROM ME! Have you seen my balloon? Have you seen my dad?

Although they supported my political platform, they avoided blood on their hands. -JFK

JFK is dead; You're Welcome.

FYI: Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.

Mood Board

sprouting little forest gummies 2 end the year craftcycle

NEVER B4 RELEASED SORTA

I don't care what you say about her appropriated meats uninspired style and lackluster eye glaze, girl understands a play-on-wurds YUM

Industrial PolyBlend

it's craft time, zoo-goobers.

we'll mostly be looking at ourselves in DEC ELLE PG 130,

&xmas shopping!

It's all about the right gift this year. Need some suggestions? /// No problem! Here's a quick list of toys to buy for all your loved ones 201(1/2) from [Drag] Mama to [Baby] Daddy that BSG happens to be kitchin and stitchin away at today. Email babyskinglove@gmail.com for colour orders, discounts, and intentions.

SNOODS!

(puppy not included) (purple fanny pack also not included)

POMPOMS!

All the rage in LA, perfect for that girl on the go with impeccable faasionczense whose already got lots of her own designer shit- a pompom is fascsion from the heart.

TREE-TOPPERS!

Xmas or not, a felt goddess should straddle the tip of every plant in your home! We use all environmental non-conformity products to make more products just for your playboy cuteness so the ones you love can open their gift and make indecipherable squeals!

OR EVEN...
PRECIOUS MOMENTS [PRINT-UR-OWN] INTENTION CARDS!

because everyone has intentions, and some of them should be printable. Let's go all the way back to 1st Communion boygirls.