BabySkinGlove . . . because you can't afford anything else.
12.31.2009
12.30.2009
2thoufemme Revolt-lutionz!
RECAP
TwoThouDivine has been gud to us. Hilites:
1.BFF Rayn Trecartin.
Member that time we bought him a pool and a limo?
Secret message to Rayn: Heygirlhey! Just listening to Amanda Blank and she has this really gud line that's like I might like you better if we slept together. Just sayin.
2.We own Brooklyn.
Glasslands, own you/over it. Bushwick Boat, own you/over it. HiChrisina!, own you/under it. Grace Hotel, boned you. Sweetleaf, you own us. 3rdWard, own you. Flux, own you. Dixon Place, own you. The Box, own you! Home Sweet Home, own you. Kenny Scharf, own you. Slient Barn, own you. VanDamn, want you. Shout out...Max Steele & Contessa aka Goals of 2k9: WE LOVE YOU!
3.(banned&blacklisted)
FUCK YOU FACEBOOK! So 200l8. FUCK YOU JAYNE @ X_INITIATIVE: YOU'LL NEVER BE ON OUR LIST! Trick get off me, next time call us back. HAMPSHIRE COLLEGE I WANT MY MONEY BACK! Death Pussy can suck our pussies; you'll never work in this town again. Goddamn Lizards, watch out, you're next.
REINVENT
2thouFemme is gonna be 2010 degrees CELCIUS. Revolt-lutionz:
1.W8! Collectively, BabySkinGlove will be gaining 165 pounds aka an entire person.
2.Collectively, BabySkinGlove would like to ruin as many lungs as we have penises. That's a total of eight lungs. We will all be taking up [chain] smoking.
3.Collectively, group sex will now equate group exercise and vice versa. Classes coming soon!
4.Babies&Booty: Fuck abortions! We're all gonna get pregnant this year and make those daughters dance! And as an added bonus, our booties gonna INFLATE! Watch your babies, we mite need extras.
5.Where my single ladies at? Put your hands DOWN! Hey world: put your hunnies on a hitch, keep your boos in bondage, and your crushes in a chokehold because BabySkinGlove is too hot to stay single much longer and no genital is safe...
see you next year suckas xo!
TwoThouDivine has been gud to us. Hilites:
1.BFF Rayn Trecartin.
Member that time we bought him a pool and a limo?
Secret message to Rayn: Heygirlhey! Just listening to Amanda Blank and she has this really gud line that's like I might like you better if we slept together. Just sayin.
2.We own Brooklyn.
Glasslands, own you/over it. Bushwick Boat, own you/over it. HiChrisina!, own you/under it. Grace Hotel, boned you. Sweetleaf, you own us. 3rdWard, own you. Flux, own you. Dixon Place, own you. The Box, own you! Home Sweet Home, own you. Kenny Scharf, own you. Slient Barn, own you. VanDamn, want you. Shout out...Max Steele & Contessa aka Goals of 2k9: WE LOVE YOU!
3.(banned&blacklisted)
FUCK YOU FACEBOOK! So 200l8. FUCK YOU JAYNE @ X_INITIATIVE: YOU'LL NEVER BE ON OUR LIST! Trick get off me, next time call us back. HAMPSHIRE COLLEGE I WANT MY MONEY BACK! Death Pussy can suck our pussies; you'll never work in this town again. Goddamn Lizards, watch out, you're next.
REINVENT
2thouFemme is gonna be 2010 degrees CELCIUS. Revolt-lutionz:
1.W8! Collectively, BabySkinGlove will be gaining 165 pounds aka an entire person.
2.Collectively, BabySkinGlove would like to ruin as many lungs as we have penises. That's a total of eight lungs. We will all be taking up [chain] smoking.
3.Collectively, group sex will now equate group exercise and vice versa. Classes coming soon!
4.Babies&Booty: Fuck abortions! We're all gonna get pregnant this year and make those daughters dance! And as an added bonus, our booties gonna INFLATE! Watch your babies, we mite need extras.
5.Where my single ladies at? Put your hands DOWN! Hey world: put your hunnies on a hitch, keep your boos in bondage, and your crushes in a chokehold because BabySkinGlove is too hot to stay single much longer and no genital is safe...
see you next year suckas xo!
12.28.2009
12.27.2009
NYE@258JOHNSON
Although our XmasAcrilyx make group masturbation a little bit tricky, we'd like to thank Lil Wayne for his very generous Holiday package. The life-size crucifix will surely come in handy!
We hope none of you are experiencing the Xmas tight. 2010 is all about spiritual healers. It's also about the American postal service and your Buddha is so Jasmine.
We look forward to tooting your whistle and wetting your thistle in Miamuary with (teaser)volcanoes and (spoiler alert)ostrich/snake hybrids.
xo hearts and hugs and rainbows
We hope none of you are experiencing the Xmas tight. 2010 is all about spiritual healers. It's also about the American postal service and your Buddha is so Jasmine.
We look forward to tooting your whistle and wetting your thistle in Miamuary with (teaser)volcanoes and (spoiler alert)ostrich/snake hybrids.
xo hearts and hugs and rainbows
12.26.2009
mercury can suck our tits!
this trickster is bound to fuck us all over starting now until early february.
& not in the gud9-way.
12.25.2009
Cookies are fatty, Fatty.
Before you lay out those cookies that will only make him fatter, consider leaving Santa a dirty picture instead. Consider Santa slipping down that chimney shaft all hot and exhausted, doused in cheap velvet, reeking of cigarettes and reindeer feed. Consider Santa coming into your house l8 at nite all bundled up and poking around your living room, reaching out for that little love note you've left him DEAR SANTA I PRAY PLEASE GIVE ME THE GUDS but there're no cookies there on that stool. No no no. Instead there's a little red envelope beside that little red card. You sealed it with a little too much saliva and Santa doesn't quite know where to sit. Consider a stickier picture this year. Besides, what tween wouldn't be honored to sneak a peak at Santa choking his Xmas Ham with a sloppy photo of that tween in her mama's bikini in his other hand, all leaned up against the Xmas tree like he grew it himself or something?
12.24.2009
12.23.2009
12.22.2009
fastest humans alive
U may have been wondering how BSG is spending her Holiday Season. Well it's none of your business how many times we turn the boar over the duralog or exactly WHEN we sit down to watch "He's Just Not That Into You" with Dad. What concerns you, our lovely little stalker animals, is what, material and im, would warm a spot in our panties cum christmas mornings. So here it is, in full and in love:
BabySkinGlove's XXXMAS Wishlist
1. facebook
2. personal subway car/free party bus!
3. rent
4. small anamatronic spiders that can be destroyed easily
5. financial backing
6. abs
7. fat girl hugs
8. lifetime supply of (clean) blood
9. hot gurls
10. taxidermidied norwhal
11. fat gurl hugs
12. acrylics
13. crystal egyptian motifs for our acrylics
14. madonna's butthole at 50
15. Gucci
16. autodialer
We will be accepting gifts well into the new year, so don't be embarrassed if you can't make it to Borgdorf's before the big day. Just e-mail a description of your gift and it's exact monetary value to babyskinglove@gmail.com and we'll arrange for a pick-up.
BabySkinGlove's XXXMAS Wishlist
1. facebook
2. personal subway car/free party bus!
3. rent
4. small anamatronic spiders that can be destroyed easily
5. financial backing
6. abs
7. fat girl hugs
8. lifetime supply of (clean) blood
9. hot gurls
10. taxidermidied norwhal
11. fat gurl hugs
12. acrylics
13. crystal egyptian motifs for our acrylics
14. madonna's butthole at 50
15. Gucci
16. autodialer
We will be accepting gifts well into the new year, so don't be embarrassed if you can't make it to Borgdorf's before the big day. Just e-mail a description of your gift and it's exact monetary value to babyskinglove@gmail.com and we'll arrange for a pick-up.
12.20.2009
PLZ HELP BSG!
please email disabled@facebook.com and let them know that deleting the BabySkinGlove facebook fanpage as well as its proud mamas is nothing less than self-destructive. thank you.
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