summer jams!

who doesnt love a good summer jam for those sticky hot months where all you wanna do is get LIVE by the beach with your boyfry, cupcaking in the sand while the trash brushes by you in the wind.

here's a slew of our favorite summer jams from 1990 till now.

1990

1991

1994

1995

2000

2003

2005

2005

2007

2010

*R.I.P. Lisa "Left-Eye" Lopez, Aaliyah & Will Smith's career*

Test Results are IN

Part of good health care is prevention. We're all committed to staying healthy at BSG. At Operation Heart we all had X-Rays. Well the results are, in the words of one critic, Gud Architecture.

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A Full length 16 minute workout video designed to help YOU burn cell matter and get into your summertime bloomers again. Consult Physician.

BSG EMERGENCY!

just because we're famous enough to have a backyard full of chicks and justin timberlake gathering fallen apples to slice & dice for tarts doesnt mean we stop working (ya hear that, amanda bynes?!)!!!

TONIGHT!

8PM

rush on over to the BSG EMERGENCY ROOM !!!

384 Grand Street @ Suffolk, LES

A bevy of hot docs and sexy nurses will be on hand to perform Open Cervix Surgery, Vasextomies, Hypoplastic Gender Reformations, Vaginal Transplants, and Minimally Invasive BoyGirl Insertions for all you courageous genderqueer perverts!

BEFORE:

AFTER!!!

COME ON -- YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!

hey girl heyyy

jamesie-baby!!!!!!!

we are just ohsoproud of you and your innumerable art pursuits becuz like duh we know deep down youre just a crazy motherfucker like the rest of us slash you happen to have a penchant for scat play (ive seen that "masculinity" movie...) and a tendency to have stage fright right before you hafta pee (in our mouths) but whatever! youre still a good guy even if yr cray-cray!!!

chk out this video of our dearest, darlingest, dangerously-borderline creepster jamesie with his new BFF -- out and proud performance artist Kalup Linzy.

...AT GAY PRIDE, nonetheless!

and yet the man still maintains his heterosexuality. how does he do it, folks? how does he do it?!

what the fuck, snoop?

katy perry & snoop doggy dogg in

"california gurls"

(worst song ever/best video ever.)

the dance scene at 2:14 is just TO EAT FOR!

House of Style

It was so nice of MTV to come and film us in our natural state. You know hanging out in our lingerie, baking pies, smoking *cough* cigars, reading trashy magazines, taking photos of each others asses, and then going out on the town in our skivvies. It's so true to life that it's making me cry.

Also included is scenes from our resort retreat. Pretending to eat, frolicking in the surf, riding horses, laying on craggy rocks, bad weaves, nightly meditation sessions and all out dance parties. Oh MTV you really are relevant! Don't ever change.

PUBIC CERVIX ANNOUNCEMENT

all of us boygirls in babyskinglove understand the importance of taking care of our (hot) bodies cuz like duh we need them to be in tip-top shape for all the acrobatix, arcylix, booty-shakin' and baby-makin' a career like ours requires. thats why we wanted to let our beloved fans in on some very important information for those oft-neglected cervixes we know ya'll have:

LETS TALK PAP SMEARS!

ok so like yeah it kinda sucks wearin' a paper gown and layin' legs spread with those duck lips jammed inside yr cunt when you'd rather just have some hottie's fist up there (can i get an "amen"?) BUT for reals tho its so important to get yearly paps to help in the screening of hpv and possible cervical cancers. plus, its extra extra extra special that our beloved trannie fans with cervixes get paps, too. you hear that boys? just cuz that stuff in there doesnt match what youre frontin' on the streets (or in between the sheets....) doesnt mean you can neglect it! we want ohsomuch for you to be healthy in that hot body so you dont have to miss any of our performances!

for more information on pap smears for trans guys and anyone with a cervix, chk this site here.

for places to get affordable, queer and trans-affirmative healthcare in the new york area, chk out callen-lorde.

for some REALLY AWESOME photos of one woman's 25 year old cervix over the course of her monthly cycle -- chk out this awesome blog!

for ways to make your kinky play more medically inclined (how many times has your sex partner lathered up a speculum for some hot play, huh?)-- or to put a kinky spin on those pesky medical exams (your doc doesnt have to know your elaborate medical fantasy if it helps you thru the process!), please refer all titillating questions and potential first dates to wesley flash (clearly).

Gag Me With A Wooden Spoon!

GROOMINGDALES

Grand Opening. THIS WEEKEND!
Where else can you find glamor like this:

or fashion like this:

or this??:

or this?:

OR THIS:

It's going to be totally rad dude.
GROOMINGDALES FOR BABYSKINGLOVE
You can't afford to miss it.

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Dispatches from the Dead

Dear Stage Moms and Recessiontime Orphans,

In my long career as a professional styling coach, I've steered away from politics because i don't want to get fat. However, being out here in the wild west, where the green marketing is redhot and the mothers wear teva's, I'm compelled to step out of the darkness and finally bring my message to the people.

The Boyfriend and I have put 2gether this informational video 2gether in the hopes that you'll take a moment from your day, have a bailey, and ponder wut it means to be one of jc's greatest gifts: a fatty.



Urs and forever,

Birthday Sex