Recently a little girl on the V asked BabySkinGlove what's it all about. We're guessing that someone asked MIA the same question recently as well. Before you embark on this blog adventure, be warned...it's not always pink inside this world. Here's the video that MIA released this week to her song Born Free. After we got over the initial ginger violence (83% of BSG is indeed redheaded with matching carpet) we sat deep in a new age st8 of wonder. MIA has really inspired us this time with her bom-beats and pow-pops. Okay, the song is sort of bad, but she's srsly made us consider the political side to glamour. Brace yourself Q-T because BabySkinGlove is about to release a really gruesome off-colour GLITTER FREE test of time by the first sprinkler's squirts.
DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO IF YOU ARE NOT OKAY WITH BLOOD AND I DON'T MEAN MENSTRUAL!
M.I.A - BORN FREE VIDEO OFFICIAL (real and explicit version)
Uploaded by elnino.
***WE ENCOURAGE ALL TO DISCUSS AND INTELLECTUALIZE AS NEEDED ESPECIALLY RITE HERE***
BabySkinGlove . . . because you can't afford anything else.
4.30.2010
4.28.2010
Party is Canceled
80 lbs!
That's the size of our smallest member, Olivia. Or how much weight I've gained this winter on my sabbatical.
That's the size of our smallest member, Olivia. Or how much weight I've gained this winter on my sabbatical.
Dendrophilia
After introducing MAMA and DADDY yesterday we thought it only fair to bring GRAMMA in2 the picture too...
from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.
4.26.2010
After Skool Special!
Just in case all you little fatties out there sitting on your pink stained cot with all of your fatty cats were wondering, YES, this is actually our mother debuting her edumacational youtoob show, it is from her tit we suckle and grow:
And just like all good big-breasted foreign-made Mamas, she also makes a killer MEATLOAF! How could we have taken so long to introduce Daddy! Hard to live up to a man like that boys *DADDY ISSUES ALERT*!
First 59 seconds=pure fatty genius.
Special! BabySkinGlove's 1980's pop guest appearance!
remember kids, if you have sex in a car you have to get married. TRUTH
And just like all good big-breasted foreign-made Mamas, she also makes a killer MEATLOAF! How could we have taken so long to introduce Daddy! Hard to live up to a man like that boys *DADDY ISSUES ALERT*!
First 59 seconds=pure fatty genius.
Special! BabySkinGlove's 1980's pop guest appearance!
remember kids, if you have sex in a car you have to get married. TRUTH
4.22.2010
a new love song from Ciara!
last night, after all 15 of us has brushed our 99 teeth & settled into our single bed at VVD, we decided a lil' night cap was in order -- enter this video
subsequently, the single bed proved too small for our own feats of acrobatics -- but at least the orgasms were hard and the foreplay was gud9.
4.20.2010
4.19.2010
Septum Luv
About a month ago, Kelis was the highest bidder for our used feather collection at the BabySkinGlove Secret Costume Auction (we luv auctions) & here's what she did with all those turkies!
4.17.2010
Lonesome Lady in Read
As you know, BabySkinGlove has a lotta fans which have acquired from all different sorts of places such as palaces, restaurant kitchens, bodegas, airplanes, prison, et cetera, and even though YOU are gr8, there are a whole lotta crazies out there. Sometimes BabySkinGlove gets inappropriately fondled on BBM. But just like when we're on the subway, we respond to a fondle with a big toothy grin! L8 last nite, home from the opera, after all fifteen of us had finished our bed time prayers and puppy piled into the cot, we received a small PING!!! on the wire from a little girlboy we'll call the Lonesome Lady in Read. We had our friends at the station draw up a potential portrait. 
Toothy grin we did my little chopped up deers, BBM 3041033, sleep tite!
LIR: Dear BabySkin, I need to do something with my life. I've been youtubing too many inspirational speeches and they've officially just bummed me out. Ted.com. Be warned.
BSG: My little truffle of a pig, fear not. The world is not as cold as your sweaterless shoulders mite think. Go ahead and study that utube. And the uporn and Perez while you're at it. There is no shame in the glorious underbelly we call the internet. With a few more pills and a little less sleep you'll be as good as Gaga in no time. Why, I'd bet your Daddy just made that trustfund date a little sooner knowing that you're smell is only less and less floral as the years move on. Take a good long look at a dead horse and defeather that mouthful of chicken wire while there's still time. I am a mountain of inspiration just waiting for you to get off your lazy bum and hike me. You are the best pickle this cucumber has to offer. God speed.
Toothy grin we did my little chopped up deers, BBM 3041033, sleep tite!LIR: Dear BabySkin, I need to do something with my life. I've been youtubing too many inspirational speeches and they've officially just bummed me out. Ted.com. Be warned.
BSG: My little truffle of a pig, fear not. The world is not as cold as your sweaterless shoulders mite think. Go ahead and study that utube. And the uporn and Perez while you're at it. There is no shame in the glorious underbelly we call the internet. With a few more pills and a little less sleep you'll be as good as Gaga in no time. Why, I'd bet your Daddy just made that trustfund date a little sooner knowing that you're smell is only less and less floral as the years move on. Take a good long look at a dead horse and defeather that mouthful of chicken wire while there's still time. I am a mountain of inspiration just waiting for you to get off your lazy bum and hike me. You are the best pickle this cucumber has to offer. God speed.
4.15.2010
29_Teeth&9_Nails
(One;) BabySkinGlove will now extend her hands across the sea/ocean to wish our Italian satellite, Heidi Cumshot, a very merry birfday! Keep star fucking and finger licking!
(too;) This seems like a really useful invention for all of you gudlooking ladies who like to walk alone l8 at nite INSERT PICTURE OF MY MOLARS
(Three;) It's no secret that BabySkinGlove has been slowly collecting children. Not only to drain & drink their blood to maintain our youth, but for their excellent mobility. If there's any hope for the future of this cuntry, BSG would like to direct your attention to this highly stylish, highly hot, highly creative, and highly mobile gaggle of cousins as they 1-up our soda pop divas.
(too;) This seems like a really useful invention for all of you gudlooking ladies who like to walk alone l8 at nite INSERT PICTURE OF MY MOLARS
(Three;) It's no secret that BabySkinGlove has been slowly collecting children. Not only to drain & drink their blood to maintain our youth, but for their excellent mobility. If there's any hope for the future of this cuntry, BSG would like to direct your attention to this highly stylish, highly hot, highly creative, and highly mobile gaggle of cousins as they 1-up our soda pop divas.
4.13.2010
Coca-Cola-Litenment
And so once again, my dear little toe suckers, BabySkinGlove has done that thing that puts us just one notch above you on the golden food chain of lyfe. Just like our little sabbatical in Miami last Miamuary, these last two weeks have been spent even further abroad behind the solid (solid) bailey of the greatest country this world has to offer, Vatican City. Yes our Pope's bed is made of young humanly fur and Yes the walls are solid gold but pink gold that you won't find anywhere else in the world...except VillaVulvaDiva, the BabySkinGlove studio, because of a precious little offering that our precious little Pope offered up. All the rumors you've heard are true, candles burn at a lukewarm pink glow all along the walls of the sacristy, the hippo fat is calorie free, and no matter what you do, your dreams are covered in ponies.
While abroad, BabySkinGlove tried very hard to answer all of your spiritual conquest questions that have been collecting since Nixon's inauguration (God rest his soul). What does it all mean? What is it all for? Where are we going? Answers found, problems solved, here we be in the name of the Mother and the Daughter and the Holy Drag Ghost, BSG. Pray my darlings. Pray for your sorry little souls.
If you would like a prayer said for you maybe to clear your name from that bathroom stall or to erase that dirty text from the underside of your acrylix, send us a love note and we'll light one of these Vatican votives on the shrine just for you. We'll also include an autographed photograph of all fifteen of us on his Holiness' lap with your receipt.
Keep your ears and eyes banana peeled for our upcoming events now that we're back with amber glowing souls and swollen cheeks. For just as the squab was slaughtering the heffer on our last night basking in the Roman/Catherine Wheel moonlight, BabySkinGlove looked up to the heavens and saw on a cloud of pink tulle our pink-studded vajazzled Madonna in all of her Dollywood glory wink her fatty little face and bless our genderless revirgination questing hearts.
Amen.
4.12.2010
4.03.2010
Why Youtube Was Invented
If I wasn't in BSG I would be in VanJess24. Case in point:
But who am I kidding? If I had that kind of talent I'd be discovered by now.
Please discover the reason youtube was invented, and the ONLY kind of response video that should be legal:
But who am I kidding? If I had that kind of talent I'd be discovered by now.
Please discover the reason youtube was invented, and the ONLY kind of response video that should be legal:
Excuses Excuses
I was bored.
I was married, and you're supposed to.
It became habit.
It was the only way my partner would spend time with me.
I wanted to stop my partner's nagging.
I wanted to have more sex than my friends.
Someone dared me.
I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
I wanted to defy my parents.
I was slumming.
I needed another notch in my belt.
It was an initiation rite.
The person was famous.
The person was a good dancer.
The person had beautiful eyes.
The person had a great sense of humor.
The person bought me an expansive dinner.
I wanted a job.
Someone offered me money.
I'm addicted to sex.
My hormones were out of control.
I was tired of being a virgin.
I wanted to feel closer to God.
I was trying to reaffirm my sexual orientation.
It's considered taboo.
I wanter to get rid of aggression.
I was physically forced.
I was verbally coerced.
I was seduced.
I wanted to humiliate the person.
I wanted to give someone a sexually transmitted disease.
I was feeling lonely.
I wanted the person to love me.
I thought it would help me trap a new partner.
I was ovulating.
I wanted to get rid of a headache.
I thought it would help me fall asleep.
I wanted to keep warm.
I wanted to burn calories.
I wanted to relieve menstrual cramps.
It's my genetic imperative.
I was curious about my sexual abilities.
The person smelled nice.
I realized I was in love.
I wanted to change the topic of conversation.
From a list of 237 reasons people have sex, according to a poll conducted by University of Texas psychologists Cindy Meston and David Buss.
Why do you do it?
I was married, and you're supposed to.
It became habit.
It was the only way my partner would spend time with me.
I wanted to stop my partner's nagging.
I wanted to have more sex than my friends.
Someone dared me.
I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
I wanted to defy my parents.
I was slumming.
I needed another notch in my belt.
It was an initiation rite.
The person was famous.
The person was a good dancer.
The person had beautiful eyes.
The person had a great sense of humor.
The person bought me an expansive dinner.
I wanted a job.
Someone offered me money.
I'm addicted to sex.
My hormones were out of control.
I was tired of being a virgin.
I wanted to feel closer to God.
I was trying to reaffirm my sexual orientation.
It's considered taboo.
I wanter to get rid of aggression.
I was physically forced.
I was verbally coerced.
I was seduced.
I wanted to humiliate the person.
I wanted to give someone a sexually transmitted disease.
I was feeling lonely.
I wanted the person to love me.
I thought it would help me trap a new partner.
I was ovulating.
I wanted to get rid of a headache.
I thought it would help me fall asleep.
I wanted to keep warm.
I wanted to burn calories.
I wanted to relieve menstrual cramps.
It's my genetic imperative.
I was curious about my sexual abilities.
The person smelled nice.
I realized I was in love.
I wanted to change the topic of conversation.
From a list of 237 reasons people have sex, according to a poll conducted by University of Texas psychologists Cindy Meston and David Buss.
Why do you do it?
4.01.2010
FAMILY PORTRAITS
popol vulvha,
february 2010
colonial bushwick,
march 1612
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