3.26.2012

Because!


Us zen people sometimes say it rains in the sunshine because I'm about to inherit a beach. So don't worry all you Annie-thinkers, your time is coming and it all starts with the Queen.









3.24.2012

My World: Trey Songz



Have you ever experienced your wildest desires come to total orgasmic fruition? Have you ever looked into the eyes of the Lord and realized he was the most attractive man on the entire universe and his soul is literally saving yours every time he blinks? Have you ever obliterated all of your social expectations & understandings in a moment of musical completion? If you answered no to any of these questions then you are NOT familiar with the perfection that is
Gasp. I know. Please remain sitting and take off all of your clothes.


Trey is my relationship-celebrity exception tenbillionfold. Trey, light of my life/fire of my loins, was just interviewed by VMan and we want to remind him to booty call us any fucking moment of any fucking day any time ever. BabySkinGlove can confirm
TREY SONGZ INVENTED SEX.

...& you should probably just go ahead and surrender.

3.22.2012

LEZ B REAL

We know you're all wondering what happened to -SPOILER ALERT- Willam last week on Drag Race...rumors are piling up: heroine, blogging, dirty dancing, hormones, designer endorsements, the typical RuPaul gossip.

Well BabySkinGlove has all of your answers. Our lawyer was quick to obtain a copy of the contract and let us know what exactly is and isn't allowed on set. The document actually looks a lot like one of those weird forwards from your aunt about weird laws in Kansas. For example, no one is allowed to develop serious feelings for a past contestant but group foreplay is encouraged. RuPaul's middle name is never to be revealed and getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment. Every contestant is also required to have no less than one ounce of glitter on their person at ALL times.


So boygirls and girlboys, after obtaining the contract we got really high on Eucalyptus and accidentally signed it too...therefore well we can't tell you either. However we can say it's probably our fault Willam left, she just couldn't keep away from the pornographic blogoshpere for three whole weeks. We promise that as soon as Willam calls back, she'll be truth telling like cray right here. Keep watchreading. xo

Not to mention BabySkinGlove has been (technically) in charge of all decisions made behind the scenes of Drag Race since Day 1. We're just really really gud9 at keeping secrets ;)

3.20.2012

NAME THOSE B-LISTERS

As you're waking up to a torn leotard with your tap shoes hanging from the telephone line out your window, here's a jam for your morning toast n coffee that'll inspire your nightlyfe all day. Work that 80 degree eyeliner fatties.

3.13.2012

3.12.2012

Mens Faasion Upd8


Really having a Fellini flip/out right now...

CRUSH ALERT: MAT(T)

MAT(T) is our very special investor who has given us loads of teddy bears and flags. It has come to our attention that (s)he's on to our trending. There is mutual belief in one another here you know.


So this is how you make me feel, in three parts:

1/style




































2/personal Dior/















3/fish


















GOT THAT?!


3.09.2012

Wet Dream

R u keeping your dream journal by your bedside? Here r 2 for the darkness from our dear enemy of the state Jean Paul Gaultier...

&speaking of dolls, we've got your weekly taxidermy fix as well thanks to Nathalie Ellner YUM

Baeuty Sale

Give your feet a rest from all that brienniarmomary art speak and take a Mariah moment to get back in touch with your keyboard. The beauty binger you really need (since we're supposedly going high art these days) aw8s ur familial click.


And now back to the trash trending,

talkin' shop

not surprisingly, trans men actually have the same conversations about their junk.

























ps. bab's totally got the vaguvination surge -- look at that sly grin!

L8 to the party

we were too bizzy making career moves yesterday to pay homage to International Womyn's Day



but we did spend some time learning to speak politics in order to understand this little ditty about FEMINISM.



plz submit your music video reviews to professor flash by 4pm 2day.