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Movie Nite

We all know that Angelina's leg won best Oscar for everything last nite but here at VillaVulvaDiva we've been casting our own shadows on the movie-goer lightness. If you ask us, the Aca-duh-my Awards were nothing less than a good reason to dress up and no1 on that rug had watched the nominees more thoroughly than we did.

CONGRATUL8IONS TREE OF LIFE
for winning the Personal BabySkinGlove 2012 Aca-duh-my Award for best everything ever.

Never before has a film been our everything aesthetic. Shame on you Oscar for not leaping into Malick's arms. From creation to destruction, we're not the only ones with the cosmos on our minds it seems. Our Bulgarian chapter (after finishing her term in a convent at the completion of this movie) sent us a beautifully enlightened revewe.

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Tree of Life would also be a meditation on the sublime in terms of eternal life force as it is connected with natural cycles: think that the family in Waco is just a microcosm of life force as manifest in a family unit, and the various directions in which humans, as opposed to other creatures, can embrace their existence (there, humanity: ie, nature vs grace.) Nature would be the way of the father (Brad), succumbing to jealousy, violence, irrationality of human emotion, failed ambition, human creation: music, art, etc., inability to show love because of awkwardness. Sean Penn took after his father as a boy in his inability to grow up gracefully, but struggled with the different phases of boyhood into manhood. The Mother-- a classic emblem of Pre-Raphaelite meticulous obsession with nature (i.e. "love ever leaf, etc")-- and Romanticism, through representations of her communion with nature, and sometimes metaphysical qualities: the way of "Grace," meaning allowing the trials of human existence to enter her life without objection but still with emotion, since she is a human. But in the end she says "I give my son to you" meaning to God, which is her Grace. The film goes through the creation of the universe and cosmos from celestial bodies to the big bang, to the development of plant and oceanic life, to dinosaurs, to us and ends with the meeting of souls on the shores of eternity after death. So we as humans are shown as creatures that developed from a linear (if not random) series of events, but the film implies these events were nonetheless determined by God, or at least are a part of our own spirituality, since they imply our origin, and our souls as capable of entering a metaphysical sphere post mortem. Other meditations on growing up, distractions that take us on a variety of life paths, our limited ability to choose those paths, the interconnection not only of family members but of all individuals (having all originated from the same life force), and culture as a human creation, antithetical to grace, but very much a determiner in the course of our brief lives. Don't know if that was anything you had not already thought of. I will find some articles for you.

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Let's just say that this amazing piece of visual history 4gives all of Brangelina's ego quests for procreating proficiently. May you walk with weightlessness and grace for the rest of the Februarys.

LYFE&DEATH

We all know that babies are hardcore trending since the birth of
Blue Ivy

(why didn't anyone mention she looks exactly like me?),

Kourtney's official girl-bump,

and even some of our own are busily becoming the first of second cousins but we must not 4get that where there is a beginning there is always an end (are exorcisms trending next, Nicki?). I think this beautiful Mama will sum it all up for you right here in this number (I recommend watching this video with the lights on, in the middle of the day, not alone, and having your BFF on speeddial):

If that woke the baby, get her rested again with the nation's #1 dad and his #1 bromance who's been hiding in the editing studio with some well-placed models and strobes while Beyonce's is down the hall training Blue for her Grammies.

FR3SH_KYLL_IN IT

VIVA #26

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 OUR LITTLEST BOYGIRL

Real Lyfe Jobs

I know those bastard children @DIS are in on this genius attempt at fame... this show is gonna be the RuPaul Downton Family show of the decade.

2 bad I let my models eat or they'd be all up in this.

Queen Down

I mean, RIP Whitney but more importantly [New Yorkers} the Style Icon who could always rock a square hat Zelda Kaplan is down for the count!

Just 2 days ago front row at a faasionz show circa midtown her 95 year old heart peaced out as she fell to the lap of her friend. One could say she was unresponsive to the line or maybe it was faasion 2 die 4! We babies could learn a lot from her trendsetting and mercenary ways:

Check out her website which is so presentfuture and this story spotlighting her romance with Jay Leno QT we'll miss you!

Time Traveling Redux

TEAM LA-EXTASY want you 2 know that this is what Rhianna wanted 2 do but didn't have the mindbudget 4...

welcome 2 tha

CHURCH OF NICKI



PREACH.

Ummm also check out these

Grammy WHAMMY faasioncz.

Factory Boygirls

&now we w8 4 the klones 2 grow from ur kits &move on 2 proving pregnancy as a hoax. plz do urselves a favor and write down ur SUN/MOON/RISING signs and put it in ur permanent pocket!

xobsg

KLONEZ KOMING

SHOW 2MORO, COME ALL YE BOYGIRLS 2 RECRUIT UR KLONES /// NO FEAR

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CA$$$HING IN

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Famous People Hacking My Diary Alert

Giant paper mache heads aren't the only thing filling up the basement at the moment... prepare yourself 4 a major #trend boygirls. B4 I unveil, let me remind you that 2012 is the year of fearlessness, a year to embrace the risk, so get ready to embrace the BabySkinGlove form of

Adult Babies.

After a groundbreaking birth of our dear niece, 37 year old Lil Baby, and the continuous eye we've been keeping on the 90s slash LA, it wasn't long before we unearthed this little gem of internet stalking, Peggy Noland. Emails exploding with hearts pending. Even Madonna got in on the action during that game thing this weekend:

As we puppy piled in gr8 mdma induced anticip8ion 4 the big homoerotic fest of pop last night, we couldn't help but wet the bed. In case you missed it, scroll down for the full Church o Madonna experience to indulge in&&& is it just me or is MIA and her gum chewing the spookiest sexiest thing to happen to my libido this close to Valentines Day?

BABES #TRENDING

If this doesn't inspire u I don't know if anything will. Welcome to the thing that Beyonce wanted but was too busy with Jay-Z's butterball to complete. It's the year of the tie-dyed hood boygirls, get with it.


This one's dedic8d to our very own Bday Sex slash EXTASY slash Uberliminia and memories of our massive attempts at recruitment. Meet our new target and I don't mean suburban faacionz mecca BABYBABYLON:

T.G.I.F.

FINALLY - A BEING GAY IS OKAY PSA!

mirror on the wall(confessions!)

"Lookin at me now I can see my past
Damn I look just like my fuckin dad
Light it up, thats smokin’ mirrors
I even look good in the broken mirror
I see my momma smile that's a blessin
I see the change, I see the message
and no message could been any clearer"



prolific rap powerhouse lil wayne has just released a new video for his track "mirror" featuring bruno mars and lets just say it looks like someone's been going to church!

biblical images abound and were not just talking the jesus kind, ok?

i could go all judy b on youz and decuntstruct the body or sumfin but lez be real i just wanna talk guts. weezy packs quite a bloody punch to the whole affair, doesnt he? *trigger warning for sharps & blood!





its like he's after my own gay heart. considering 2 his explicit use of hanky code (RED HANKY RITE POCKET[anal fisting, NBD], see also MAROON HANKY RITE POCKET[bleeder]), it seems lil wayne has entered a revelations chapter. welcome to the club weezy -- it gets better!!!



stone love weezy, I FEEL YOU! gmail me!

SHOPYARD

JUST A MOMENT OF HEAVY INSPIR8ION

BEAUTIFUL/SPOOKY/STUPID

It's that time of the year again . . . DRAG RACE IS BACK!

Get your laptops propped up, fake contacts in, and start rooting. Although no one shined through the crowd like Raja (love of my lyfe) this season there sure were some winning faces. We all have our favorites including Latrice Royale, a 400 pounder from Miami fresh outta the pound with sparkles that could literally blind a small mammal.

But I'm personally putting my monies on Satan's secretary Sharon Needles who spit blood on the runway in a very cosmic dress including shoulder pieces . . . a girlboy after my own heart.

This one I'm dedicating to you, Sharon:

O and Rumor has it RuPaul & Shangela are banging.

"Being a drag queen in Puerto Rico is gorgeous, everyone respect yourself." -Kenya Michaels