CRUSH ALERT: MAT(T)

MAT(T) is our very special investor who has given us loads of teddy bears and flags. It has come to our attention that (s)he's on to our trending. There is mutual belief in one another here you know.

So this is how you make me feel, in three parts:

1/style

2/personal Dior/

3/fish

GOT THAT?!

Real Lyfe Jobs

I know those bastard children @DIS are in on this genius attempt at fame... this show is gonna be the RuPaul Downton Family show of the decade.

2 bad I let my models eat or they'd be all up in this.