We know you're all wondering what happened to -SPOILER ALERT- Willam last week on Drag Race...rumors are piling up: heroine, blogging, dirty dancing, hormones, designer endorsements, the typical RuPaul gossip.
Well BabySkinGlove has all of your answers. Our lawyer was quick to obtain a copy of the contract and let us know what exactly is and isn't allowed on set. The document actually looks a lot like one of those weird forwards from your aunt about weird laws in Kansas. For example, no one is allowed to develop serious feelings for a past contestant but group foreplay is encouraged. RuPaul's middle name is never to be revealed and getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment. Every contestant is also required to have no less than one ounce of glitter on their person at ALL times.
So boygirls and girlboys, after obtaining the contract we got really high on Eucalyptus and accidentally signed it too...therefore well we can't tell you either. However we can say it's probably our fault Willam left, she just couldn't keep away from the pornographic blogoshpere for three whole weeks. We promise that as soon as Willam calls back, she'll be truth telling like cray right here. Keep watchreading. xo
Not to mention BabySkinGlove has been (technically) in charge of all decisions made behind the scenes of Drag Race since Day 1. We're just really really gud9 at keeping secrets ;)
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