1.22.2012

VIRAL FLASH

???able msging

remember when nicki was all "im going to surprise this youtube sensation on the ellen degeneres show and take these young girls on a shopping spree & sing along with them to my song that has a line about coke in it"? here's your revue:



well now the female weezy has released a video for her new track "stupid hoe" on our blog.
*note this video could most definitely induce seizures, butt envy, grrlrage, makeup inspir8ion, new sexual appetites, and excessive single word use. **also does ne1 else notice the direct clitoral reference when she's wearing that CUNTY gray top???





all bets are on boygirls -- when will miss sophia grace cover this one and make her own video on America's Next Top Toddler and Tiara Rap Star?

1.20.2012

Growth




O hey American girl, it gives me so much hope for our future with people like this making statements and Howdy Doodies at department stores. Thanks Riley!


Who says teens aren't stockpiling answers for us.




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beyond her twitter discourse, the interwebworld got a deep peek into courtney love's safespaces recently.

you can really tell she's learned sumthing about the fascionz and the herstory along the way.






after coming out of the closet, miss love also showed off the rest of her nyc townhouse digs. we were most impressed with the altars and mood board, of course. feast your eyes on some of these inspir8ional shots by peter murdock below.





1.17.2012

PRAIRIE WYVES (ing/ish)

Get in our line-up fans, knights& vixens! It's that time of year again when dressing gets confusing and all your funds drop into that vac8ion haus in the deep south you bought online and have yet to decor8te properly. We're here to help guide you not only through your tv troubles but str8 through that faascionz sensing as well. Since Cancer signs are at an all time high and the moon/Saturn cusp is getting really scary let me introduce you to beige. Hopefully this will be one of those moments for you like seeing a Ray_Johnson diagram of breast types at an off shore gallery and suddenly your breasts make sense again. #WeKnowATrendWhenWeSeeOne. You're welcome. xoB12 (reinvented)


PRAIRIE WYVES
: PRESENT8ION A COMMENTARY :
-in beige

Faasioncz/Lyfestyle : BabySkinGlove
Photos :
Dixie Parden




Now that you're moist, here;s a tragedy that will stop the flow. Monogamy might be stressful but Utah is downright dangerous. Note this is a written warning, #inspir8ion.

1.15.2012

the matriarch can sing!!!

we knew our favorite MILF had some performance art tricks up her designer sleeves.



PREACH!, mama. we love OUR friends, too!

1.13.2012

1.12.2012

My DaughterSon

Lord knows BabySkinGlove is no stranger to the toddler pageant world with our own Lil Baby winning over four LA crowns last semester. But meat Alana, a fierce competitor with impressive goals to stop fatfobia, pump up the jams, eat the enemy, and unfortunately destined for rehab. I know all my children are going to be e.x.a.c.t.l.y like this. (Babies are so in right now.)

1.10.2012

It's All About the Side-Braid

A fine example of children, cardboard, and color blocking.


Please 4give the anthological discrimin8ion.

#BlueIvy

It's our understanding that in typical male fashion, Jay-Z left the scene of his new baby's birth to record her a song. We're only forgiving him because the song induces waterworx like woah. It is inevitable that this new baby will be spoiled in ways that week, poor, feeble minds can't even begin to imagine like cribs made of Egyptian gold and couture diapers. B- if you ever need a baby[skinglove]sitter you know where to find us.