Showing posts with label Ellen Degeneres. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ellen Degeneres. Show all posts

1.22.2012

???able msging

remember when nicki was all "im going to surprise this youtube sensation on the ellen degeneres show and take these young girls on a shopping spree & sing along with them to my song that has a line about coke in it"? here's your revue:



well now the female weezy has released a video for her new track "stupid hoe" on our blog.
*note this video could most definitely induce seizures, butt envy, grrlrage, makeup inspir8ion, new sexual appetites, and excessive single word use. **also does ne1 else notice the direct clitoral reference when she's wearing that CUNTY gray top???





all bets are on boygirls -- when will miss sophia grace cover this one and make her own video on America's Next Top Toddler and Tiara Rap Star?

1.21.2011

We're So Proud!

It's finally happened!!!
Lindsay Lohan's Little sister has come out of the prepubescent closet and opened wide! She proudly announces her album debut on iTunes next monday (note: this post is 8 months l8). As her spirit animal and mentor, BabySkinGlove could not be more excited about the Lohan's future and all the money this will bring to Lindsay's rehab fund.

11.04.2010

Proud Mamas

Introducing the next generation of asymmetrical love muffins! Watch out because she's hit double digitz and we all know it's down-hill from there. This bitch has BSG quality written all over her back-up dancers. Notice the lung strength, the root exposure, the EZ pants, and the creepy boys lurking up above...it's basically our youth on tv all over again.

Thank you Ellen for wearing that amazing scarf... o and gud interview. Copyright that neckbrace because tweens all over America will snatch this idea up faster than a larder over a goat barn:

But hey Miss B, Willow's still a far second to Shaquita:

5.24.2010

Full Moon Thursdaze

Better Ded Than Wed
(a gr8 success...duh)
In loving memory of Birthday Sex whose spirit rests in the hands of the Colorado punk scene...as one strange little-willied Willy put it, "But we can just have regular sex!" FAIL. You CANNOT have regular sex once you've had BIRTHDAY SEX. It's not an act, it's an inspiration.

It was an anything but typical Friday nite when us 15 (minus one) boygirls piled in2 the ghost of the big red box with hundreds of flammable pots and pans made in2 candle cups and altar cozies with the grace of Frida on our shoulders to comesur8 and contempl8 our gr8 boygirl loss. The puppy pile is one puppy penis short this summer and we had the change in our jars shaking in sorrow to let everyone know.
After a little Andre @ VillaVulvaDiva where we w8ed 4 the sun to set and the acryllix to dry, we reflected upon all the fatties out there lighting their own baby candles 4 their own babies gone.

The flowers were stolen, the paper mached, the tinsel hung around the shaman's wrists like a noose around an anorexic's neck as we wailed till our hearts could wail no more.
We did that thing with pumpkin seeds that you're mother always frowned upon. We did that Rude Rude Boygirl ride that even Rhianna can't master. We kept our hair (grown and borrowed) all wound up in ribbons just like the punx do out West. All in the name of the wedded ded.


A big huge drooling thank you to our sponsors: HEINZ ketchup, Oscar Meyer wieners, NOT French's mustard, Bushwick Red Box Ghost Service, & Erin Lee Jones.


MUNNY $HOT of the gr8est boygirl on May 24th
***DAYA***
B$G $haman / Baby Mama / hand holder / bong hitter / finger lickin hot / head cradling / flower bearing / Budapest headdressed to impress / head breaking / $uper$tar / <3>

Rest In Pieces BDAY SEX 1987 (?) - 2010

1.26.2010

19 Days, 1 Million Heartbeats To Go


Today is one of the most special days in the earth; it is not only National Rayn Day, but also the birthday sex of Ellen DeGeneres, which means wherever she is,
Ms. Dee is gettin it.


But the real reason we should all be a little more sloppy down there than usual is that today is the official start to the unofficial countdown to VALENTINE'S DAY. If Halloween is the day that normal people get to be in BabySkinGlove, Valentine's Day is the day that BabySkinGlove gets to be in her japanese cartoon alteregogang, Baby'sKingLove. We have so, so, so many plans that make our insides go all cotton candy for eachother and the most EXCITING of them is the release of our very FIRST youtube length instructional video "BSG:DIY Total Lyfe". We just can't wait for you to open our present and get all messy on the front. Here's something to put you in the mood to groove: