That Sensation Down There

Our little art wonder Kanye has struck seizure gold again! Thanks to his lessons from us in iMovie, Kanye took a break from courting my cousin Kim and got to font mastering. Peep his new video for All of the Lights, a throw back to divas who have gone before us in glory (ie ANDY WARHOL & MICHAEL JACKSON). And just to answer your question, Kid Cudi's hiding his face in the middle because Rhianna dared him to and I think most people would follow the command of Rhianna in THAT top.

Speaking of those who have gone before us, guess who's back and looking so fucking fatty hot it hurts: BRITNEY! Ummmm who's the new queen of pulling everything cool from pop culture and reeking havoc on her cyber self . . . don't h8, Britney is earning the title FIERCE with this new microphone framed fame. (noted the zen tribute 2, thanx girl))))

HBD JT!

while us fatties were just beginning to discover ourselves & our talents & especially what drives us, this teen star was S-ing Mickey Mouse's D and feeling up Britbrit & Xtina in sunny ol' Orlando...



his time on the Disney channel may have been short-lived but thankfully this Tennessee T-boy's hunger for fame (and talent to boot!) gave millions of tweens plenty of HJ material from his bad hair daze



to some terrible fashion decisions,



and questionable friend choices.



Today Justin has conquered his Saturn return & birthed himself into adulthood at the tender age of 30. In honor of this joyous occasion, we at BSG will be VillaVulvaDancing to the sweet sounds of Mr. Timberlake's Opus while we fantasize once more about him tickling our boygirl balls with that delicious voice and those young model muscles. Ay, papi! HBD!!!

We're So Proud!

It's finally happened!!!

Lindsay Lohan's Little sister has come out of the prepubescent closet and opened wide! She proudly announces her album debut on iTunes next monday (note: this post is 8 months l8). As her spirit animal and mentor, BabySkinGlove could not be more excited about the Lohan's future and all the money this will bring to Lindsay's rehab fund.

GET INTO IT, BABY

our good friend Amanda never looked so good!

Sesame Street Upgrade

Thank goddess this is what my 13-18 year old cousins are growing up with:

What's hotter than TEEN MOM and gay clubs on Glee you ask? TEENAGERS!!!! BabySkinGlove welcomes her newest little tween-offsprings to the club. Watch out world, we just got a little more illegal and a lot more full of freaks (rumors are true, we have a married person too...) So brush off your NDHS blazer and fill those lungs with some pep rally spunk, Decembarribean is gonna be all about reliving puberty and Lindsay Lohan's Little Sister again!

happy birthday, GAY-BIE!

this i promise you!

when bsg was but a sugar-coated, pint-sized, pre-teen with a hard on for pop music (whats really changed...?),

our gaydar shoulda rang like POP when he tore up our hearts with no strings attached but we was just wishin like whoa that its gonna be me as his girlfriend. /turns out he wanted justin and JC, too.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LANCE BASS

our fave homo-pop-star (sorry, ricky!) turned wanna-be astronaut (i see a show theme, girls!)

BYE BYE BYE (bye bye!)