Sesame Street Upgrade

Thank goddess this is what my 13-18 year old cousins are growing up with:

What's hotter than TEEN MOM and gay clubs on Glee you ask? TEENAGERS!!!! BabySkinGlove welcomes her newest little tween-offsprings to the club. Watch out world, we just got a little more illegal and a lot more full of freaks (rumors are true, we have a married person too...) So brush off your NDHS blazer and fill those lungs with some pep rally spunk, Decembarribean is gonna be all about reliving puberty and Lindsay Lohan's Little Sister again!

Sigh-Kick Messaj

Dear Rayn,

It's been like WAY 2 long. We heard you'd be in town next week and we totes require ur presen(ts/ce)! Guest wing completed, beds made, come on ova. We'll poke some smot, cat some pets, and manipedi everything just like in historical times. We dug out this little note you sent us back in 1989 when we needed some molding:

Golly, that was bak when Sesame Street was still way behind the times!

Thank God 4 Nigeria keeping us P-fucking-C. Speaking of which, who's in2 getting more email so they look way more popular...EVERY1 SHUD B!

Anyways, we know ur super duper busy but we've got all the cats lined up and w8ing which according to the NYTimes is like totally normal and all of u poodles & pits out there can just chill because and I quote, cats are the shit. Cat people have become symbolic of a community eschewed and a hyper-engagement with oneself. They represent the profound danger of growing so independent in New York that it’s not merely that you don’t need anyone — it’s that you don’t know how to need anyone.

tabbies&tuna&teardrops

ur everything fan,

BabySkinGlove

& all of our fans full of positive messages: