Adoption APPROVAL

Not that we're looking for more (3 teens is euff 4 now) and no, we're not preggo, we just wanna celebr8 sum hot youngsters:::

Sesame Street Upgrade

Thank goddess this is what my 13-18 year old cousins are growing up with:

What's hotter than TEEN MOM and gay clubs on Glee you ask? TEENAGERS!!!! BabySkinGlove welcomes her newest little tween-offsprings to the club. Watch out world, we just got a little more illegal and a lot more full of freaks (rumors are true, we have a married person too...) So brush off your NDHS blazer and fill those lungs with some pep rally spunk, Decembarribean is gonna be all about reliving puberty and Lindsay Lohan's Little Sister again!

Seeking: Peter Pan Sindrome

First of all, dear Fatties, we're so sorry to have gone so Donald Ducky on you! We were all gold-dipped enuff to be shipped out to the Crawford Family Estate on Long Beach Island, NJ for a spontaneous lesson in exfoliation this week-weekend. But we're back & a few shades darker (thank God)!

Now, not that this has happened to any of us, but some extremely educ8ed young boygirl in New Zealand or Connecticut or something sent a little prank mail our way divulging the mystery of the lazy-brained twenty-something. Have your couple read this for yourself:

Waaah Waaah Waaah!

What can we say, Dr. Old! It has happened to the best of us, the life-long dreams shattered, the record deal falls through, the seams burst because the models found McDonalds, now we have the science to prove . . . it's not your fault that you're a big giant baby.

You're not alone puppy-piler, seems as though plenty of the neighbors squandered their expensive progressive education just as hard as you think you have.

Well BabySkinGlove is here to tell you that not only is moving in with Mom&Pop a gud way to save $$$, it's the perfect time to perfect your blog, let out some seams, and conquer your local dreams! Because if not for big babies, we'd never find teen pregnancy contradictory.