BabySkinGlove . . . because you can't afford anything else.
11.30.2010
today's morning wood is brought to you by:
check out this new video for her track, "the way you love me," which features beautiful women holding huge guns, some DAMNGUD dance moves and a whole lotta pussy-talk.
c'mon - start your day right.
11.23.2010
Happy Turkey Week
Put a little xtra effort in2 dinner with the folks this year boygirls, xmas is is comin and we all want new macboox! And hey, let's be productive with our leftovers...
HAVE A WONDERFUL TURKEY WEEK FATTIES!
HAVE A WONDERFUL TURKEY WEEK FATTIES!11.22.2010
11.19.2010
11.18.2010
let's take a moment to pray
On a scale of one to ten, one being farting at the dentist and ten being sponge bathing your grandparents in a public pool, how uncomfortable do these videos make you?
1. Okay, this one isn't so bad, just makes you wanna have a proper meal with the squasher and have a chat about her childhood:
2. Speaking of childhood, if this one doesn't rot your brain and fill you with shame for Cali then I don't know what will:
3. Oh this one's not creepy at all, unless you're an oxtail:
11.17.2010
Tip of the Day
There's no better way to start your day than with a fresh new outfit. We learned that the hard way. Any look is improved with some hatware, we guarantee.
11.16.2010
Offspringal Suxeses
What do BSG and our darling boygirl Jamsie have in common this month? O yeah! It's our love for privileged children! That's right internet, it's Tavi time...
Obviously the faacionz youth guru Tavi Gevinson got our memo about Decemberibbean = witches, Tokyo, & Grey Gardens capes:
Typical, trendseekers all over the world can't w8 2 b as non-profit as we are and jump on the big brother/big sister do-gooder and read good stuff train. Before you know it, everyone in Brooklyn will be walking around with their own stylish set of teens.
So w8, back it up, you didn't get the memo about Decemberibbean?! 1st things 1st >>> get on our mailing list suckers babyskinglove@gmail.com! Now, as a follow-up to Miamuary, the warm weather's coming early this year and we're bunkering south for the cold with Decemberibbean and we've got our 1st Diva-lay-ova in Tallulah's good ol' Alabama. Here's some advice from our Human Resources Dept about Southern gallivanting, if you haven't been contacted directly already:
1) Known thine enemy. Heart of Darkness was written about an unfortunate explorer who went south. It is encouraged that you read, or reread, his biography.
2) If you hear a banjo, go the other direction. Banjo players are the sirens of the south.
3) Decrease your walking speed by 60%. You will stick out if you walk at a northern speed.
4) Don't speak unless spoken to. It is perfectly acceptable to hit women if they speak out of turn.
5) Watch out for alligators. They're like deer down there.
6) Take 2-3 Tums with every meal. The southern diet consists solely of fried food. They will know you don't fit in if you get indigestion or heart burn.
7) Develop a taste for free form jazz music.
8) Mentally prepare yourself for the common practice of incest. If you witness a mother-girlfriend and a son-boyfriend just smile, walk away, and pop more Tums.
9) Bush is God, Walmart is his church.
10) A high school diploma is a medical degree down there so DO NOT go to any doctors.
11) If you don't know what happened on the last king of the hill episode then don't bother engaging in conversation.
12) John Deere invented the South. Or at least that's what they believe.
13) Nascar
14) Always carry a gun, This is not a safety thing. It is against the law to be without your gun.
15) Always carry an empty plastic bottle with you. This can be offered as a gift to a southerner as a spit cup for their chewing tobacco.
16) If you find yourself bored grab a knife, piece of wood, and a rocking chair and start whittling.
17) Don't accept drinks from stangers. You WILL end up in mexico.
*In the case of court, note these claims were dictated, not written. No southerners were injured during the completion of this list. We heart Alabama and all of her muscular offspring.
Obviously the faacionz youth guru Tavi Gevinson got our memo about Decemberibbean = witches, Tokyo, & Grey Gardens capes:
Typical, trendseekers all over the world can't w8 2 b as non-profit as we are and jump on the big brother/big sister do-gooder and read good stuff train. Before you know it, everyone in Brooklyn will be walking around with their own stylish set of teens.So w8, back it up, you didn't get the memo about Decemberibbean?! 1st things 1st >>> get on our mailing list suckers babyskinglove@gmail.com! Now, as a follow-up to Miamuary, the warm weather's coming early this year and we're bunkering south for the cold with Decemberibbean and we've got our 1st Diva-lay-ova in Tallulah's good ol' Alabama. Here's some advice from our Human Resources Dept about Southern gallivanting, if you haven't been contacted directly already:
1) Known thine enemy. Heart of Darkness was written about an unfortunate explorer who went south. It is encouraged that you read, or reread, his biography.
2) If you hear a banjo, go the other direction. Banjo players are the sirens of the south.
3) Decrease your walking speed by 60%. You will stick out if you walk at a northern speed.
4) Don't speak unless spoken to. It is perfectly acceptable to hit women if they speak out of turn.
5) Watch out for alligators. They're like deer down there.
6) Take 2-3 Tums with every meal. The southern diet consists solely of fried food. They will know you don't fit in if you get indigestion or heart burn.
7) Develop a taste for free form jazz music.
8) Mentally prepare yourself for the common practice of incest. If you witness a mother-girlfriend and a son-boyfriend just smile, walk away, and pop more Tums.
9) Bush is God, Walmart is his church.
10) A high school diploma is a medical degree down there so DO NOT go to any doctors.
11) If you don't know what happened on the last king of the hill episode then don't bother engaging in conversation.
12) John Deere invented the South. Or at least that's what they believe.
13) Nascar
14) Always carry a gun, This is not a safety thing. It is against the law to be without your gun.
15) Always carry an empty plastic bottle with you. This can be offered as a gift to a southerner as a spit cup for their chewing tobacco.
16) If you find yourself bored grab a knife, piece of wood, and a rocking chair and start whittling.
17) Don't accept drinks from stangers. You WILL end up in mexico.
*In the case of court, note these claims were dictated, not written. No southerners were injured during the completion of this list. We heart Alabama and all of her muscular offspring.
11.14.2010
Sesame Street Upgrade
Thank goddess this is what my 13-18 year old cousins are growing up with:
What's hotter than TEEN MOM and gay clubs on Glee you ask? TEENAGERS!!!! BabySkinGlove welcomes her newest little tween-offsprings to the club. Watch out world, we just got a little more illegal and a lot more full of freaks (rumors are true, we have a married person too...) So brush off your NDHS blazer and fill those lungs with some pep rally spunk, Decembarribean is gonna be all about reliving puberty and Lindsay Lohan's Little Sister again!
What's hotter than TEEN MOM and gay clubs on Glee you ask? TEENAGERS!!!! BabySkinGlove welcomes her newest little tween-offsprings to the club. Watch out world, we just got a little more illegal and a lot more full of freaks (rumors are true, we have a married person too...) So brush off your NDHS blazer and fill those lungs with some pep rally spunk, Decembarribean is gonna be all about reliving puberty and Lindsay Lohan's Little Sister again!
11.13.2010
INTERNET!!!!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET WORK DONE WHEN YOU KEEP GIVING ME THESE GEMS?
(didn't you hear? red hair is so in right now.)
oh hayy guess what else chk it out! our fave t-boys amos and rocco just made OUT MAGAZINE'S OUT 100 2010 list. fuck yeah, FTMS!
no but seriously kids -- if there is one thing that you watch this weekend on the idiot box that is your macbook, please lord in heaven make it this:
we are are just ohsodelighted that kanye decided to include our best ballerinas in his video. plus we totally gave him the inspiration for that dinner party scene!
(didn't you hear? red hair is so in right now.)
oh hayy guess what else chk it out! our fave t-boys amos and rocco just made OUT MAGAZINE'S OUT 100 2010 list. fuck yeah, FTMS!
no but seriously kids -- if there is one thing that you watch this weekend on the idiot box that is your macbook, please lord in heaven make it this:
we are are just ohsodelighted that kanye decided to include our best ballerinas in his video. plus we totally gave him the inspiration for that dinner party scene!
11.10.2010
11.09.2010
DON8ION$
VILLAVULVADIVA IS NOW EXCEPTING DON8ION$ 4 THE DINNER FAMINE.BABYSKINGLOVE NEEDS ALL OF THESE THINGS:
THANK YOU I LOVE YOU
11.07.2010
FLY TIX
FATTIES, MAKE LOVE TO OUR BASS LINE AND
ONLINE NOW FOR OUR UPCOMING DINNER FAMINE!
GOT THAT BOOM BOOM IN UR DRAWER, GOT UR SPEAKERS BURNIN ROAR
11.04.2010
Proud Mamas
Introducing the next generation of asymmetrical love muffins! Watch out because she's hit double digitz and we all know it's down-hill from there. This bitch has BSG quality written all over her back-up dancers. Notice the lung strength, the root exposure, the EZ pants, and the creepy boys lurking up above...it's basically our youth on tv all over again.
Thank you Ellen for wearing that amazing scarf... o and gud interview. Copyright that neckbrace because tweens all over America will snatch this idea up faster than a larder over a goat barn:
But hey Miss B, Willow's still a far second to Shaquita:
Thank you Ellen for wearing that amazing scarf... o and gud interview. Copyright that neckbrace because tweens all over America will snatch this idea up faster than a larder over a goat barn:
But hey Miss B, Willow's still a far second to Shaquita:
11.02.2010
VOTE
One of our lucky bears out there requested this little diddy in honor of all the democrats holding sum fresh Andre to their bosom in anticip8ion...
Here's how to find your poll place (pardon their vulgar language, political people are never reaised well)!
Here's how to find your poll place (pardon their vulgar language, political people are never reaised well)!
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