We All Have Soiled Souls

this fatty is almost as acting talented at ke$ha!

Using dollar $igns in ur name make$ u more $ek$y

Pope Productions

Here's a short diddy for you from Mr. Fit. Enjoi!

FIXED from Tim Whitney on Vimeo.

Bringin It Bak 2 God

Just a littke kick back to the Easter Hangover to get stuck in your head:

And a whole lotta CUTE ROULETTE to follow. xobsg

GUD FRY-DAY

BOYGIRLS AND GIRLBOYS -- BSG's own leatherati wesleyflash has just met his future pastime!



BRB GOTTA GO RECRUIT THESE QUEENS!

Check it OUT

Please follow these instructions for the proper way to use the Mac store.

Cutting!

"Don't let your hair lie on your neck, it's ugly. Cut it short or put it up."
-- Stella Reichman, Great Big Beautiful Doll (1976)

It's time to say bye bye unliberaton and let those curls hang loose and SHORT. Get a haircut hippies! Can't you see that short hair is so in...from the thrift queen Winona Ryder to the BabySkinGlove dolls, we can all use a little neck breeze as the weather [sort of] gets warm. At a loss for styling options? We're here to help! Get some inspir8ion from our friends at google who sent us these beauties and feel free to reply with pictures of your own cuts! Pay attention to glamor kids.

NOTE: Bess here is feature displaying the flowbee cutter.

P.S. We'd like to mention that Gwenyth Paltrow was omitted from our list not because of her iconic haircut but because she's decided she's a cuntry singer and that sort of makes her a bitch (in respect of Dolly) you know?

Get Art

While BSG is busily fingering her keyboard, here's sum art 2 c if u've been feeling a little uninspired l8ly:

Laural Nakadate Only the Lonely @PS1

I would advise you NOT to take your father to this perverted little experience. Although we got a little tied of her pretty-little-face, we were happily disturbed by Laurel's perversity.

Sleep No More @W27th St Chelsea
If BSG had $10,000 we'd have done this too. It's like a museum for your dreams. Plus everyone's talking about it so you have no choice but to shell out the obscene price tag to stay cool.

NOW LA! Art in the Streets @MOCA
Support the 80s!

You just missed the apocalyptic Eiko&Koma Naked @Baryshnikov Center an apocalyptic nest of feathers, sand, tin, water, and bodies. They'll be in Dublin next, we recommend telling your foreign aunts.

NICKI+BRITNEY SEARCH GO

NICKI+BRITNEY=LYFE

Not only are they sleeping 2gethr, they're also touring 2gethr!

It's confirmed boygirls! Get your tickets 2day!

Just keep your eye on the prize.

(foto by BabySkinGlove SORTA)

And if you've lost your mind, stay clam and follow this advice, it helped our boygirl Wesley find the missing crystal, BSG tested & approved!

MARRY ME RAJA

Guess what, Raja is a Gemini . . . PERFECT! I love Geminis! I love their mood swings and their introverted needs and their tears! Raja I will hold you and analyze your dreams! Come home to Mother Moan!

So who wants to join me tonight to see Raja perform at District 36!

SHUT UP SHUT UP I DIE!

Carmen?

VERSUS

Another bad song, another ten points for Britney. She's back with dance moves that will make Gaga cry! Watch out for that orange fish net number, rumor has it Carmen Carrera filled in as B's body double. We were at this party when it happened in '08, back when the other B, the real B, Beyonce duh, stole our show and made it into Telephone. Hope ya'll mentally masturb8 at 3:55 like we did all 2gethr...

Speaking of Carmen and masturb8ion it doesn't get much hotter than the sing off last night...

SPOILER ALERT!

Hygiene

As BabySkinGlove embarks on her Thickness Challenge, we invite you to share in the love and get a good grab on those butter biscuits tonite. You can always get your daily squats in while you check your gmail. But don't forget to keep your skin tape on while your packing in the Fatkins! Here's a quick peak in2 our hygiene routine from all of us babies to you:

((& always feel free to journal those indulgences))

Spring

There are so many things to love about spring.
Chloe lists a few of her favorites.

Eating for 15

God morning boygirls! Don't forget, breakfast is the most important meal of the day and you're [probably] not living with mommy any more so food fites are considered socially acceptable. So stick a bullion cube in the showerhead, butter up the toilet seat, and put cayenne in the soap, it's a fatty-themed April Fool's Day!