Our Dearest Babies,
We know that the winter is a long and spiteful season; cabs are a must, no suede, booty shorts or stilettos in the snow, and where the fuck areyou going to put that goddamn chinchilla coat? Your loyal cat calls become scarce as nasty thoughts freeze in route from groin to tongue, and someone needs to let ya'll know that "you're beautiful, mami."
We know you're wet and tired and not in a good way, so let us shine a little warmth on you our Nor'easter enduring lovelies of Stuy and Shwick and give you the total surf report from the Big Island.
Ladies it's time to get that Brazillian, this is the Bikini Zone!
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