L8 Nite 4play

So after you finish your group masturbation class with the boyz downstairs (X2C, Relentless, Pressure, Satisfaktion, & Pipelayer DUH) you mite wanna take some time to clean up between the bushes and I don't mean getting the merkins soapy. No, I mean open your arms and give your opossum the hug she needs. If you want some help figuring out how to properly love your pet, here's some useful tips from our friend Pearl, Rosie O'Donnell's ex-wife. It's just nicer when your rodent's nails are as bangin as mommie's!