we thought it only necessary to pay homage to her jam-packed-with-hits career!
*official mug shot july 19, 2010, year of our lord*
exhibit A: kidzstardumb
The Parent Trap, 1998 (RIP Natasha Richardson)
exhibit B: teenstardumb
Mean Girls, 2004
exhibit C: popstardumb
chk out the dance sequence @ 2:40!!!
then she was a lesbian with this dyke
(thank goddess!)
then she processed that break-up like a lesbian with that other dyke
...wait did she do NEthing else?
JK!!!!!!!
linzee -- we know yr like totes tha most famous & we looooove yr spray tan (for serious) plus those leggings you hawk make our fattie thighs look so lean 'n clean. annnnd like ohmygod you are SO FUNNY when you do things like internet date or shoot murder porns and baby you shud put all 15 of us to work cuz we could clean that house for you like whoa and all youd hafta give us is a role in yr linda lovelace biopic cuz lord knows we gots tha deepest throats. miss you on twitter, baby! see you in 2 weeks! dinah & ali say hiiiiiiiiii(Gh)!
ps. gud job on the courthouse glitterbomb, tina colada & bloody mary!
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