CELIB CELEBS 2 DO

Celebrities who have joined the new celibate craze:

1. Whoopi Goldberg
2. Nicholas Cage
3. Hannah Montana
4. Dawson's Creek
5. Mike Meyers
6. Calista Flockhart
7. Conan
8. Judi Dench
Oprah is an honorary member.

To do list:

1. Scanner
2. People Magazines
3. Hair (from trash)
4. Disney cartoons
5. Sprinkles!
6. Cattle Call research
7. Recordings for Kelly
8. Flogging
9. Kissing