So after the purchase of our 1st bojrn Skinglove, we've been working hard on our baby education. Why not bask in the glory of a fucked up American childhood with all the other soccer mamas? Since the cats failed at getting us those much desired trophies, Skinglove better not let us down. It's pageant time!!! Look for Skinglove and all 15 BabySkinGlove cheerleaders on the stage circa 2013, start em young so we can afford that island off Aruba we've been eyeing.
We think it's really awesome that there's a place for turkey-necked pedophiles to judge our babies in bikinis . . . GOAL: attention seeking parent who huffs hairspray! Just following in the footsteps of our heroes.
ADULT INSPR8ION CELEBR8S YOUTH!
THIS IS SO DISTURBING IT CURDLES OUR WOMB
Interests: sucking my thumb, napping, and preparing notes for my therapist. Please pray for America's soul.
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